Thursday, August 24, 2006

The Dick-scover-ey Channel Part II

Nose Hairs - Pulling out a nose hair is a lot like getting hit in the face with a Basketball. It makes your eyes water and your whole general face region tingle with unpleasant numbness. Why am I figuring this out already? I don't know, but it sucks. I thought I could get away with combing the long stragglers into my mustache, but apparently not. They just dont blend well together. I cant wait til my ear hairs start to impair my hearing. Being a werewolf isnt all fun and games people.

Spices - Following the example of my cooking, thrifty friend Sparky, I have started using various spices while cooking regular meals (since I gave up fast food). Im not using anything fancy, just the regular stuff, like salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, garlic, etc. etc. and it really comes in handy. Before when I would cook chicken or something of the sort, I would use a bottle of marinade or so, which is much less healthy and far more expensive then my current method. With a pinch of this and a pinch of that I can get better flavoring then with that entire three dollar bottle of marinade. Plus you can even get pre-mixed seasonings like mesquite, or lemon pepper. Not too mention it can turn a regular meal of pasta into a delicious burst of flavor.

California Hockey - It turns out there is more ice here then just in people's drinks. And I skate on it at least once a week, and am living proof that hockey is better in the 315. Represent!!!

8 comments:

DwizzyRizzy said...

Let me guess.....the next Dick-scover-ey will be putting cheese on burgers to make cheeseburgers

or jam on toast

or using a monkey wrench to pull out big pieces of poop out your butthole

ALL OF THOSE HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED ALREADY

Nick Shattell said...

Look at me Im Dwight, I can't figure out that the Dick-scover-ey channel means that Dickey just discovered these things...

If I thought I was the only one who discovered them, it'd be called the Dick-patent-office-ey.

Man you are stupid.

Anonymous said...

you really should move back to NY since CA is just soooo horrible..I'm sick of your bitchin'

:P

Anonymous said...

They sell nose-hair trimmers, Nick.
In a related note, Burt Reynolds once said in an interview that he prepares for crying scenes (didn't know he had any) by pulling out a nose hair.

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