Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Simpsons, Seattle, Sentimentality, and Some Alliteration.

What a great weekend.

I flew into Seattle late thursday night, and after an affordable limousine drive to my pal Sparky's new place, where he lives with none-other then Nate the Great, I found myself with a beer in hand engaged in conversation with the both of them as I unsuccessfully tried to output my computer to Sparky's recently purchased used TV. I eventually gave up after dragging Sparky's computer into the living room and finally deciding that I would be watching Simpson's reruns on my laptop all weekend.

Early the next morning we headed out so Sparky could visit the Post Office, which then lead to us heading down to Pike's Place to get freshly made donuts. It was there that I bought three dozen of the best donuts I had ever tasted. Since I now had Donuts, and a fridge stocked with Buzz Cola at home, I did what anyone would do - watched 10 consecutive hours of the Simpsons while ingesting said objects. I then recieved a phone call and decided some fresh air would do some good, so I walked down to meet Dwight and McMahon at a bar near SafeCo Stadium to await Sparky and Nate getting off of work. A few hours and even more drinks later, and we were all back in Sparky's living room falling asleep to Simpson's episodes with Pizza in our belly's.

Neil arrived that night at around three a.m. I was the only one still awake (by which I mean awakened by Neil's call to my cell phone), so I let him in the building and we preceded to watch a few more episodes until we both passed out.

Then came Saturday - the big day (I know friday was technically the big day, or even Thursday night could be classified as that - but as you can tell from previous sentences, we had to wait for everyone to arrive, plus Sparky and Nate had to work Friday night and Saturday). The day started off with a walk to SafeCo stadium to meet Sparky who had game tickets for all of us. We hung out at the game (I don't even think I watched one play), drank free beer, and ate some deliciously free food, then we made the tiring walk back up the hill to Sparky's place.

It was at this point where we all pretty much napped in a big pile in the living room while the Simpson's reruns played for the few who were awake from time to time. We had tickets for a showing around eight-thirty p.m. and I was growing anxious - but eventually the time came.

The movie was great. I will be posting my detailed review soon (seperate from this story post).

So not only was the weekend, and my life completed that night around ten-thirty p.m., we managed to stumble across a FREE Spoon concert on Capitol Hill while looking for a bar called Cha-Cha's. I didn't get to catch much but it was just the icing on the cake. So after I caught the end of Spoon's performance, we made our way to Cha-Cha's where we all met up, made some new friends, drank more beer, and enjoyed delicious street vendor hot dogs on our way home. And the weekend wasn't even over yet.

Sunday a few of us (Sparky and Nate had to work, and Dwight and McMahon had flights to catch) took the ferry over to Bainbridge Island where we got lunch and hung out before Neil had to take off back to his home. We talked of work, and life, and even read an uneducated Simpsons review from some botard in Arizona who gave it two-stars.

Then that night Sparky and Nate took us out to the main Ivar's (the restaurant where they work inside SafeCo Stadium) out on the Pier. We enjoyed a big dinner with Sparky's monthly food allowance. It was delicious. Then we again made the tiring walk back to Sparky's place while discussing things like Sparky's plans for charity work and all sorts of great things he is doing in Seattle to help out the beloved Mastatal Ranch, as well as plans to help out bigger and better charities and such. It is cool to see him using every resource he can to make a job of necessity into a job of passion and one where he can continue helping others.

That night I tried watching 'Ghost Rider' after everyone was asleep - but I fell asleep about forty five minutes through, and from what I saw it was one of the worst movies I'd ever even tried to watch.

Then early the next morning I got to hang out with Sparky as we walked back to SafeCo field, then to Ivar's on the Pier, then back to his place. Then we walked back towards SafeCo with Nate for lunch and then they were off to work, and I was off to see the Simpson's movie again. Which was still great. Although I missed Neil's boisterous laughter, I did not miss all the annoying people laughing and screaming during on-going jokes, and I even got to catch some stuff I didn't catch in the first viewing.

Then it was back to the airport to await my flight (which was delayed a couple hours), and finally back to California, and back to the good ole world of working...eww.

I want to go see the Simpson's movie.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Meaning of Life...

So the time has come. To pack my bags and journey to Seattle for what will be the biggest moment of my life so far. Sure I've had little brothers, and little sisters born, nieces, and a nephew. I've fallen in and out of love, and yes I've even seen a bear in real life. But all is moot when it comes to the release of the Simpsons feature film coming to theatres next weekend.
All of my friends and I (the only ones missing will be George and Kearney - cause Dwight is going to come - right Dwight?!) are meeting in Seattle for this glorious day as I mentioned above. Seattle is the current habitat of Sparky, and he was unable to get off of work that weekend, so we all planned accordingly.
I have already claimed a seat next to Neil, which will ensure to increase the hilarity of the movie by at least 10% with his giddy laughter. I have been quoted as saying 'when Neil laughs, the world laughs with him'.
So why is it such a big deal? Because the Simpsons has shaped our lives and is responsible for our friendship (particularly Neil and myself). I remember the day Neil went off to college in Baltimore and the only thing he left behind was his collection of nine VHS tapes full of Simpsons episodes...Which I used to pass the time since all of my friends had gone off to school and I was still living with my parents attending community college. It was then that I continued and catalogued the collection (which is now twenty-five tapes and includes futurama episodes) until the DVDs started being officially released.
More recently than that, Neil was on his first tour in Iraq, and to help him forget that insurgents were trying to kill him, I (with the help of one of my co-workers, Nancy) was able to burn new episodes onto DVDs and mail them so he could watch them in his tank (or so I assume). It was the only thing better then recieving large quantities of Pringles.
So not only has the Simpsons been a huge part of my life, but it has probably been the most pinnacle part, considering my entire life's education really comes from those twenty-two glorious minutes of entertainment. I have had entire conversations using only quotes from the show, I have trampled many opponents in Simpsons trivia games and now thanks to 7-Eleven's brilliant promotional scheming, I can enjoy Squishees, Krusty-O's and Buzz Cola.
So for me, this marks the end all - be all of existence. I don't know whats going to happen after I see the movie, other then the fact that I will go see it again and again and again...

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Transformers

More then meets the eye?
Well, I'm not exactly a Transformers expert, and really I wouldn't even consider myself to be a Transformer LOVER persay - more of just a fan...its Nostalgia at best. Just like this movie is entertaining AT BEST...
The effects and action certainly do not make up for the lack of character development and numerous cheesy moments - and whats the deal with the Chevy commercial popping out in the middle of the movie. I just can't wait to go out and buy a new Camaro, I mean Mustang...Oh wait...
If Shia Lebouf didn't remind me so much of my brother Bob at moments I would have been cheering for the Decepticons. Not even John Torturro could make you care about a character in this movie.
My biggest complaint is when movies create these computer generated characters and make them all cartoony personality wise. This wasn't that present in this movie, except with the miniature decepticons - that guy was annoying.
But its all good. I mean think about it...did I expect it to be the best movie ever? Of course not, but it certainly had potential. I wouldn't put it in the Spiderman 3 category, but I certainly wouldn't go see it again. You know - its got a Pirates of the Carribean 3 'lets get married on the deck during a battle' feel to it. Its just one of those movies that had just a couple cool moments, and the rest of the time, you were waiting for another cool moment to appear (it rarely ever did), and you often found yourself wincing in pain at the amount of cheesy moments in between. Even the obvious build-up for the sequel was TOO obvious.
On that note - spend your money on 'Live Free Or Die Hard': Its not exactly the most well written movie either, but at least its fucking awesome.