Bad Movie You Shouldn't See:
Delta Farce, Starring Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall.
Due out: May 11, 2007
I had to see this preview the other night when I went to see 'Blades of Glory', and this looks like it could potentially be the worst movie ever made.
We've got three obvious rednecks (or blue collar guys - thanks to brilliant casting), who get 'mistaken' as army reservists, and shipped off to Iraq. As if that's not bad enough, they then get dumped in Mexico, because for some reason their plane dumps a Humvee that they are sleeping in over mexico, along with an apparently large amount of weapons and ammunition.
Of course, the real genius comes when they think they are in Iraq...get it? Yeah.
So we got a movie where a few stupid rednecks invade Mexico and hilarious hijinx ensue, and I use the term hilarious very very loosely. Not only is this movie not worth seeing, but it should have never ever been made. Just take a survey of who would actually enjoy this movie and spend the money throwing a monster truck rally where Larry the Cable Guy Comes out and says 'Get 'er Done!' somewhere in the middle. Then the rest of us will take Bill Engvall and the skinny dude from 'Road Trip' and execute them, to teach everyone not to even talk of making a movie like this ever again.
The only thing remotely cool about this movie is the brilliant casting of Danny Trejo - the ultimate actor no one has ever heard of.
Bad Movie You Should See:
Live Free Or Die Hard, Starring Bruce Willis, Timothy Olyphant
Due out: July 4, 2007
Who knew the John McClane saga wasnt over?
This time the terrorists are bigger, as are the explosions and even Kevin Smith makes an appearance.
I caught this preview thanks to the amazing technology of Youtube, and there is actually a scene where John McClane uses a highspeed car crash into a tollbooth to catapult the car in order to take out a helicopter. Yippee-Kay-Yay Motherfucker.
This movie is going to kickass. However if Bonnie Bedelia shows up, I might just change my mind.
